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4/20/11

Happy 4:20! Craft Time!

While you're lighting up, take a moment to reflect on the absurdity of the illegality of this blissful, practically harmless recreational activity, particularly with everybody in congress yellin' & screamin' about cuttin' NPR and Planned Parenthood from the budget.  Wonder how much of our money nixin' the drug war would cost? How many people could be free from prisons? How much business could be drummed up sellin' hippie smokes?
    Right now your friendly neighborhood representative is deciding the fate of the legal status of the beloved weed of which you toke (for medicinal purposes) : Illinois HB 30
apparently, technically, it already is:  Chicago Reader
Hey, guess what: nudging your rep is free!  It can be done via e-mail, or over the phone!  Or for the price of a postage stamp, give 'em n that lovin' personal touch with a Marijuana Freedom Card.  just  buy or make your own postcard,

Got stoned and forgot to do this on 4/20? Who cares!  It's always 4/20 somewhere (if you, like, think universally, maaan!  =) )  

FIRST, SEND A THANKS! CARD to one of the groovy dude who's workin' to restore sanity & buzzes, like rep Lou Lang of the fightin' 16th!


Next, MAIL YOUR WEED CARD TO YOUR REP!    = ) 
(find the bastard)  here's a partial list of Chicago reps w/ contact leads:
Little Village:  Edward J. Acevedo   1836 W 35th St.  Chicago, IL 60609  eacevedo@hdsmail.state.il.us   773/843-1500    loop:  Ken Dunkin    kendunkin@msn.com      http://www.repkendunkin.com/  Maria "Toni" Berrios    repberrios39@gmail.com      Daniel J Burk   2650 W. 51st StreetChicago, IL  60632 

HOORAY! HAPPY FUNTIME DEMOCRAZY! 

 
What should you say?  Be creative! Fuck it, have some fun with it! Polytiks like a good laugh too, especially at the taxpayer's expense!  you can say anything, even shit like:
The first political official to pull of Marijuana decriminalization will be a true American Folk Hero!  This can be yours for the low low price of Giving a Shit and Doing the Right thing!
 Hey Dude! We know you're really the cool kind of government official.  Wanna save the Man some scratch and get groovy with the voters?  Just legalize it, yo! Far out!
I vote, I pay taxes*, and I want/demand the freedom to smoke weed!
*all Americans do!
OMG!  SAVE THE BUDGET!
Enforcing Marijuana prohibition costs Americans billions of dollars annually
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE IN PRISON FOR SMOKING WEED?  LEGALIZE IT!
This year, 0 people have died of Marijuana overdose.  
In all recorded/known history, 0 people have died of marijuana overdose.
Just legalize it, yo.
Marijuana has been at least partially decriminalized in almost 20 countries, 15 U.S. states.  Why not Illinois? 
Help stop Gang Violence! Legalize Weed!

 

 & why not send postcards to:

Illinois Governor Pat Quinn
James R. Thompson Center
100 W. Randolph, 16-100
Chicago, IL 60601
Phone: 312-814-2121

Mayor Rahm Emanuel
121 N. LaSalle Street
Chicago, Illinois 60602 





aka Skeletor!, or one of his evil henchmen, your loveable bubblebull Aldies
here's a partial rough listing, but use the tool to find ward!  It's like a fun puzzle!:
Pilsen/UIC:    Danny Solis  /  2439 S. Oakley Ave. / 60608  25th ward  / 773.523.4100    /  info@DannySolis.org
Humboldt/Logan:    Rey Colon  / 2710 N. Sawyer Ave. / 60647 /  ward35@cityofchicago.org /  773-365-3535   /  Walter Burnett   /   1463 W. Chicago Ave / 60622 27th ward  / wburnett@cityofchicago.org North Lawndale  Micheal Chandler 



or, Dream Big, go straight to the Top!


President Obama
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500


HAPPY 420!


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